Was that just me? Alright then.
|My cat has never shat in my shoes, which makes me worry about their quality|
|I can only hope to be half this cool|
|It would make a lot of sense if I was dead|
|I do this all the time|
|I need the world's most redundant clock|
|If only cats felt love|
|This is a great joke|
|Nowadays we waste our time reading about how we used to waste time|
|This is one cool cat|
God I hate myself.