Friday, 3 March 2017

That Friday Feeling

It's the third of the third today. That's oddly satisfying.

I wonder if this works

This is how I'll child proof my house

I would be interested in more old-timey names for STDs 

Well that didn't last very fucking long now did it? 
Spoiler alert; people have always been cunts. Don't pretend we weren't. 

At least he's honest

who would even wear this?

Give the classics a new spin. 

I'd buy this sword. I wonder if he ever got emails. 

And we end on a pun. 
Have a great weekend folks. I'll be pretty busy myself, but I'll never bemoan being busy. Until my arms explode and I hate everything anyway. That's not happened just yet.


  1. Jeez, Mark, each and every one of these made me laugh out loud. Where do you find them? I never see these elsewhere except on your blog.

  2. I love the whoopee cushion idea but the sofa cleaning puts me off.

  3. Thanks for the laughs, happy weekend Mark!


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