Who am I kidding? I'll eat my way into an early grave and I know it.
|Dear Big Bang Theory; this is a smart joke|
|Me as a ghost|
|If I succeed at failing am I still a failure?|
|Yeah probably. At least they used literally right.|
|It's a potato seal.|
|Don't cut yourself on that edge kid|
|I NEED THIS. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY.|
|If this doesn't get you laid nothing will.|
Have a good weekend folks. Maybe I'll feel better tomorrow.