|Who wouldn't want to be paid to read?|
Do you find yourself thinking "Boy I sure do love writing, but I just don't have the time to make sure that it all makes sense and is correct." If you do, you have a strange brain. But I have the answer for you. That answer is me. For the low low low price of $5 per 2000 words I will read over your manuscript, your blog, your magazine, your website, whatever. I will read whatever you have that you need proofreading and I will correct any and all mistakes. If there's one thing I'm adept at it's the English language.
|After all, I live there. In one of these places.|
Let me reassure you that my cheapness does not mean there will be a lack of quality. It's more about how desperate I am. If there's one thing I've learned from cheap labour it's that you CAN price yourself into the market. I've been writing professionally for about four years now and self edited and proofread all of my own work. I'm damn good at it. The reason I never got anyone else to do it is because I don't need to. I've helped people out with their own projects. I'm a meticulous grammar Nazi who spots mistakes in professionally edited books. Have you seen how many mistakes there are in Harry Potter? I know I have and it's more than you'd think.
So if you're interested then drop me an email at email@example.com, and let's do business. God damn I'm surprisingly good at this "sell yourself" thing. How the hell did I never get a job?
So remember, I will proofread and edit your work for less than the cost of a cup of coffee at Starbucks*.
*I have no idea how much coffee costs at Starbucks I'm just guessing it's overpriced.