I was going to do a nice podcast on my brand new desk about the greatness of desk ownership, but I got sick and barely slept, and I don't have my new desk yet. Expect that some time. For now let me regale you with a tale of something that happened to me just last week.
I had a lot of comments awaiting moderation because I have it set that comments made on posts older than a few days need to be moderated. I also never actually moderated said comments, so there was a stockpile of about fifty comments. There was also some spam that I had to sort through, a fair chunk of which wasn't actually spam. That's when I noticed this;
To be honest I don't actually know much about the Illuminati. The only thing I really know for sure is that they supposedly control the world from the shadows. This actually makes them my enemies as I'm supposed to be the ruler of the world. I'm going to control it quite openly though, and not from the shadows at all.
Unlike those pussies.