Thursday, 9 May 2013

I'm The Best At What I Don't Do

This podcast isn't as supremely awesome as last weeks but it's still pretty good. I wasn't over excited but I was still in a pretty good mood. It's mostly about a phenomenon I've only been able to name recently which is that, as I said in the title, I'm good at what I don't do. I'm actually incredibly charismatic and a master at dealing with people when I have the confidence to, but I don't have the confidence to do so. I wasn't very good at writing but now I'm awesome at it.

It's not so much that I'm awesome at what I don't do, it's mostly that I'm not very good at admitting that I'm good at things. When I do get like that, things like this happen. I mean, I really feel sorry for people who aren't me. They will never know how it feels to be this awesome.

I call them mortals.


  1. It's good to hear all the confidence coming out of you Mark, in both this post and this podcast as well, good stuff buddy.

  2. ha, you hate present tense...because it is hard to do...come on now...smiles...ah, we each have to find our own place...

  3. I bet you don't hate present tense. You just hate present tense done WRONG (which is easy to do).

    Also, it's nice to hear your call yourself awesome. Because you are.

  4. Well, it is lovely to know that you generally "disdain" us and we can "burn for all (you) care"... though I think you are talking mainly about people who haven't bought your book. For those of us who have purchased it, you probably just wish upon us a severe rash, and mild case of diarrhea.

  5. You and Addman? Ooo, that's going to be good! Can't wait to hear it!

    And, I have no problem writing a short story in present tense, but writing a novella or novel would be difficult because I unintensionally revert to past tense from time to time.

    And, you ARE fucking awesome! Gah, I feel so pumped now!

  6. Wait. Are you dead now?

  7. I love the confidence in this post and podcast - you should think yourself awesome! - Tasha xxx


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