Wednesday, 11 July 2012

Why Can't I Hold All These Awards?

I think over the past few months I've received maybe 4 or 5 awards. I don't even know which ones any more. Or who gave them to me. So if you've given me an award and I've not responded to it, then consider this me accepting it. The main reason I'm making this is that I got one by Michael D G'Agostino. I'm not sure if I've spelled that right. It's the good old fashioned Liebster award. Really the main reason I'm accepting and making a post is that part of it involves answering questions, and I'm currently on a question answering spree. So let's just answer them!


1. What happens if a vegetarian gets bitten by a zombie?
I'm not too sure but I'm pretty sure that if you're turned in to a zombie then you probably forget about who you were. So a vegetarian, or even a vegan, would forget all about that. Actually vegans are worse. They won't eat any animal products, but not many people actually class humans as animals any more. Vegans would have no problem with eating people. Basic answer is that zombies don't retain much of their humanity, let alone any of their moralistic ideals.

2. If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
Psychologist. Though in the interests of a fun answer, I would be either a photographer or a make up artist so that I know what famous people and models look like under the make up, and without the airbrush, so I can show it to people to prove no one looks like that. Okay that wasn't that fun.

3. Why is Justin Bieber so popular?
I don't know and really I don't care any more. There are plenty of things that are popular that I think shouldn't be and I have no idea why. She just seems to be the ideal mate for teenage girls. Everything they look for in a boy, but is in reality a girl. If I really think about it I can understand why Justine is popular, but I'd rather not think about it.

4. Who's better, Bon Scott or Brian Johnson?
I'm not a huge AC/DC fan actually. So I couldn't give a proper answer. Oh well.

5. What was the best period in history to live in?
There are so many cool ones but I'm going to say ancient Greece. Greece was a huge gay bash. Everything was going great until the Roman's came along. It's odd that the world has actually become a lot LESS accepting. No one thought anything about being gay back then. It was pretty much fashionable. I would also like to have been a part of Feudal Japan.

6. Who's the greatest person in history?
Jesus. But given how many people there have been called Jesus, I'm not going to say which one. Me in a past life must have rocked pretty hard too. There are too many choices. There's a LOT of history you know?

7. What was high school like for you?
I didn't go to high school so I'm just going to use our equivalent I guess which is secondary school. It's our last school anyway. In a word? Godfuckingawful. Okay it wasn't all that bad thanks to Jessie, but overall it sucked. Majorly. I think I've covered more than enough of it though really.

8. Do you prefer movies, TV, music or books?
I think music doesn't fit in there. Movies and tv can be good, they can really help get across what happens, especially if it's an anime. I like movies and tv, when they stick to the source material. For the most part I prefer books though.

9. Which superhero would you most like to be?
Hugh Jackman. What? He counts. He is the real Wolverine. If he's not available then I'll be...hmmm...Does Thor count? He's technically a God, and not a super hero. But oh well.

10. If a genie granted you three wishes, how on Earth did you get them and can I have one?
I don't think I can tell you how I got them, it's highly confidential. Sure you can have one. I can always wish for more genies. If you can't wish for more wishes you can always wish for more genies.

As for passing it on, whatever. If you read all of this, and especially if you leave a good comment, then you're one of my favourite bloggers, and I don't need an award to tell you that. Neither do you. Just tell people I love your blog and they'll be all over you.

However in the interests of messing with other people, something I rather enjoy, I will in fact force some people to answer questions. Originally you have to pass it on to ten people (after stating ten facts but come on people I'm answering over 80 questions here, that's more than enough random trivia about me!) and have them answer 10 questions. So let's try and think of some questions for people to answer. If I can even come up with 10 people to answer them.

1. Why dance with the devil when you can dance with me?
2. Is it true that the good girls go to Heaven, but the bad girls go everywhere? Someone told me so.
3. If we were in a bar together, how would you get my attention? Whoever is the smoothest wins.
4. Magnets, how do they work?
5. Who would win in a fight between Jesus and a polar bear?
6. China has declared war on the US, and each side is dragging their "friends" in to it. How screwed are you?
7. Which is your favourite accent to hear?
8. What do you think of my writing?
9. If we were the last two people on Earth, would you accept me as your God?
10. Did you get any of the references? Besides the really obvious one.

Which poor saps do I want to answer these questions? Well some of my favourite bloggers on holiday right now actually -_- So my choices are rather limited indeed.

1. Fang
2. Bersercules
3. Nellievaughn
4. Jimmyfungus

If they were around I'd have Lady In Red and Leah do it too. So ladies if you see this consider yourself tagged. Or whatever.

Anyone else can have a go too in the comments if they want. Frankly the more people I have willing to be my followers, the safer it is to execute Order 66.

Again with the references.

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21 comments:

  1. I love your reasons for wanting to live in ancient Greece Mark haha, in fact I love all of your answers. Good questions too as well buddy.

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  2. I need a way to delay my writing, so yep I'll do it!
    So, thanks, I guess.

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  3. haha..nice answers...enjoyed reading!!! :D
    following :)
    http://garimazlifeblog.blogspot.in/

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  4. You idiot, wishing for more genies does nothing but fill your magic lamp. You need to wish for more genies who are willing to fulfil more wishes for you.
    Yes, wishes must be very accurately phrased.

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  5. Great answers! And congrats on the awards! For a minute I thought you were going to test me by passing it on to me as some kind of joke. You know, since I recently expressed my opinion on these things.

    But seriously, I don't mind getting an award. The thought is nice and all. It's all the questions and tagging that bothers me!

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  6. I got that award too, a long long time ago. hehe...

    why is J.B a she? hahahaha

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  7. I don't like her (J.B) by the way. HAHA..

    I like aaron carter :P

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  8. HAHAHHAHAA I see another JB argument here. I totally agree with number six, wisely answered. Hugh Jackman is indeed my #3 favourite actor and the toughest one for me. Well, it probably is because Johny Depp taking #1 & #2 is JGL.

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  9. Those questions were answered perfectly. Except maybe question 4, you could have picked one anyway :P. But no, that was funny and enjoyable so thanks for playing!

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    1. And don't worry about the name, no one ever gets it right.

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  10. Loved your responses to the questions. I agree, I couldn't put music with bookas and Tv and be forced to pick one either.

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  11. Were you sitting at dinner with us the other night and I didn't see you lurking in the corner?? We were talking about zombies being vegans/vegetarians. We came up with the whole forgetting who you are idea but not humans not being animals - good argument! I'm boring, I'm going with the 1980's as the best period to live in because i lived in it LMAO!!

    I'd answer the questions but...I'm going on vacation =)

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  12. Congrats on yet another award.

    If you can't wish for more wishes wish for more Genies?! BRILIANT!!!

    What happens if a vegetarian gets bitten by a zombie? They become a super zombie.
    If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? I wanna decide who lives and who dies.
    Why is Justin Bieber so popular? Someones gotta be. Theres always some celeb whos super famous.
    Who's better, Bon Scott or Brian Johnson? Yeah there pretty much the best! AC/DC RULES!!!
    What was the best period in history to live in? This one. The internet rules! I love porn.
    Who's the greatest person in history? Me.
    What was high school like for you? Crappy. Being uncool in school sucks. Plus the internet was in its infancy back then.
    Do you prefer movies, TV, music or books? Comic Books.
    Which superhero would you most like to be? The one whos powers are diciding who lives and who dies.
    If a genie granted you three wishes, how on Earth did you get them and can I have one? I'd get the wishes from the genie and no I wouldn't share. (cause then you'd wish for countless genies and you'd mess up my plans to rule the world.)

    1. Why dance with the devil when you can dance with me? Cause he asked first.
    2. Is it true that the good girls go to Heaven, but the bad girls go everywhere? Someone told me so. I know nothing about girls.
    3. If we were in a bar together, how would you get my attention? Whoever is the smoothest wins. I'd walk up and say: "Hi Mark, I'm Bersercules, the Berserk Herc!"
    4. Magnets, how do they work? A scientist told me how they work once, but he might have been lying.
    5. Who would win in a fight between Jesus and a polar bear? Depends.
    6. China has declared war on the US, and each side is dragging their "friends" in to it. How screwed are you? Very. There is a US nucular base on the island I live in!! (yes in Canada!)
    7. Which is your favourite accent to hear? Any if it belongs to a hot girl talking to me.
    8. What do you think of my writing? Is cool.
    9. If we were the last two people on Earth, would you accept me as your God? No. But you could claim to be God, I'd be claiming to be the devil.
    10. Did you get any of the references? Besides the really obvious one. Nope, just the magnet one. You've said the dance with the Devil one before but I don't know where its from.

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  13. Why is JB so popular? "Don't know, don't care.."

    I couldn't have put it better myself; nice post!

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  14. If you were a make-up artist then you could be the most notorious make-up artist of all time. You could take pictures of all the celebrities looking their fugliest, sell them to magazines, and be their ruin. You'd be the make up artist that shot down the stars. Usually having to answer 10 questions in any kind of detail would make me puke (although you have answered..well in reality it must be into the 1000's by now, all tolled), but those are pretty interesting questions. I don't think there are 10 people on earth who would actually talk to me much less answer my questions... but then again, it is just my job to pass them on, and not to force them to answer them.

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  15. Excellent answers hahaha

    And Hugh Jackman should totally count.

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  16. I'm always so happy when you stand up for homosexuality Mark. I just read a post by a blogger that said something really insensitive about having to see gay men at a public beach together. It never, ever occurred to her that a mother of a gay son was one of her regular followers nor did it occur to her that one of her followers might me gay (and one of them is and he's my closest friend on blogger).

    I want to do something for you as a thank you for your fearless approach to who you are and what you believe. I'm painting some figures and naming them for some of my fellow bloggers. I'd like to do one for you. And I'd like you to pick out the one you'd like, the one that most suits you. Here's the link http://www.darkswordminiatures.com/mainwebsite_html/store.html

    Just give me the DSM number and I'll get it and paint it for you. Be sure to check out the Game of Thrones figures, Those are especially nice figures.

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  17. my award is still better.

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  18. I was surprised the most by your ancient Greece answer.

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  19. *cough, cough* vegan here. I've thought a lot about what would happen if I had a party, and during this party, something occurred which left us trapped inside my home. When our food ran out, could I kill my cats and dog? No. Damn it, I would eat my friends first.

    Yes! I get to answer awesome questions! Something to do this weekend since I have no life thanks to two little chicks who eat all my cookies.

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  20. Your answer to number 10 is genius! It never occurred to me to wish for more genies! Congrats on another award mate, you truly are fabulous *finger snap*

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