Anyway, I'm here today to talk about one of my favourite bloggers, specifically Anne. I'm not just saying that because she's doing a giveaway and I have to say such a thing to win, I'm saying it because it's true. She's a lovely woman who always leaves amazing comments that can put a smile on my face. We all know how hard that is. She's very caring, and she was the only person (at least who mentioned it) who once came here because a post of mine didn't appear in her reading list, and she knows I always made a post, and was a bit worried. As well as being kind to me though, she's kind to everyone else. In fact at the time of writing (I wrote this in advance) I just read a great comment she left on another blog (that inspired me to write this post in the first place) that was longer than one of my posts. Which is pretty feckin long. Oh that's another brilliant thing about her, she's Irish and uses the word feck a lot. To be honest there's not much I wouldn't do for an Irish accent. I know that American's love British ones, but for me it's the Irish one.
She said I could make fun of her and her drunken exploits but I seriously can't think of a bad thing to say about her. Other than that when she gets drunk she is prone to making bad decisions. Thankfully none of these involve "accidents" and waking up in someone else's bed. They typically involve other bloggers. In her last challenge (that I can remember) she and Bersercules fought to see what would get the most page views. Half naked men, or half naked women. If I remember rightly the lasses won, which was Bersercules' choice. Well, I remember that Bersercules won. The true winner though, was me. Because I got to stare at hot Irish people.
This time around she has challenged wargamer and near-professional (or actually professional) miniature painter Ray to a painting contest. When she herself is very amateur. But I think she's good. She paints occasionally between running O'Leary Air, her imaginary airline, and taking care of her hubby. I'm not sure how much money you can make running an imaginary airline but she always has gin to hand. As far as I understand the rules the two of them are going to paint something and the winner gets to decide what the other person buys The Angry Lurker for his birthday. The giveaway being involved with it is that Anne has decided to paint a very lovely mouse, and the winner of her giveaway gets to keep the mouse. She had her followers choose between a mouse and a naked woman doing a ritual sacrifice. I voted for ritualistic sacrifice but I don't mind the mouse won. It'll be easier to explain a mouse figure than a naked lady.
Then again I have two My Little Pony's sat next to my Xbox.
Frankly I think I've said more than enough and I'll be surprised if anyone read all this crap. It's probably the longest post I've ever made. Feel free to "get your own back" any time you want Anne. Or challenge me some time. I suck at everything, so you're bound to win. Plus you have more people reading.
|The ponies. So that people who didn't read it all have something to comment on and call me a faggot for|