Saturday, 7 July 2012

Death Waits For Me To Open His Door

That title was oddly poetic. To put it simply I am on Death's door. Well, maybe not that bad, but I do have a really bad cough and I'm actually having some trouble breathing. Fuck yeah. I had a seriously bad cold a few days ago, and took some hay fever medicine, and that helped. I still had a sore throat and cough though. The day after I wasn't sneezing, but my nose was stuffy. Now I'm going to die of asphyxiation. Which is a shame because if that was how I was going out I wanted to go out with auto-erotic asphyxiation. The main point of this? Well I'm trying to say that I've not written anything in Immortal Space. I tried to write something but I managed to get a few sentences out before I found myself thinking "I just can't do this."

Yet I just wrote all of that?

So to just shut up, and send you all home happy, I'll just dump a few videos here.







I shouldn't be watching comedy. It hurts to laugh.

22 comments:

  1. I've been having a little bit of trouble breathing lately as well. It's starting to worry me a little... ><

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  2. Get well soon Mark, I've read about your illness on Twitter and it sounds really bad, especially since I'm feeling sick too, here's hoping this doesn't stick around to you too long man.

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  3. Oh dear! Why is everyone getting sick? Hope you get better soon.

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  4. Dude, seriously, you ain't going to die of some small throat-affecting disease or whatever the hell it is you've caught. Hell, I had my appendix violently ripped out by an organ robber who didn't know what he was doing, and I'm still alive and well!

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    1. Not telling you to man the fuck up and spit in the disease's face, but just that there's no real reason to die of it is all.

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  5. Oh, Mark, I hope you feel better soon! Get lets of rest.

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  6. Get well soon and drink a cup of tea or cocoa, seriously, I need to know you're taking care of yourself :3

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  7. what the shit.... who gets a cold in summer. save your sick days for when your lazy, thats what i do, cause i dont get sick. hahah suspector morse got me. excellent post

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  8. Being sick is the worst. Feel better. And that's an order.

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  9. Maybe you have a upper respiratory infection? I get those every time I get sick. Either way, I hope you get better soon. Drink plenty of fluids, and get lots of rest, okay?

    There was a show like Mock of the Week here. I believe it was called Whose Line Is It Anyway? Mock of the Week is much better. Much.

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  10. Comedy is exactly what you need when you're sick. Not only does it distract you but the coughing will help loosen the phlegm. Seriously if it continues you should go see a doctor as this one has lingered and gotten worse. Take care!!

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  11. You've got man-flu and need to look after yourself, it's very serious...look after yourself mate.

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  12. I worked as a telemarketer. That telemarketer was not trained very well. When the guy said, "The most expensive part of my holiday is prostitutes", he is just supposed to say, "That's great!" and ignore everything else, and go on with the call. We were taught everything is "great." This one customer said her mother died, and our phone rep said, "That's great!"

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  13. well, since I don't really know how to handle such bad flus, just take in drugs or go to the doctor, I hope you get well soon, man. I simply adore your blog, how you write your ideas and sarcasm fluently. anyways, get well soon.

    mind following each other?
    http://reinhardtkenneth.blogspot.com

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  14. Get well get well soon we want you to get well

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  15. Liquids, liquids, liquids. Drink lots of water and fruit juices to flush the nasty cold/flu out. Load up on lots of vitamin C, preferably in its purest form - think: lots of oranges.

    Feel better soon.

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  16. Very obviously Man Flu. Not good. I suggest you take yourself to bed, drink plenty of fluids and maybe go to the doctor if you get worse.
    Get better soon lovely man. Colds can be miserable things and you need to rest. Believe me, ignoring them doesnt work

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  17. Summer sicknesses are so uncommon, but absolutely terrible when you get them. At least in winter you can bundle up with some soup and watch the snow go by...in summer, the world keeps moving and the temps keep climbing. I had a sinus infection a few summers ago and it sucked. I'm with Joyful Sparrow up there...fluids, fluids, fluids. Especially in summer when we're all naturally dehydrated anyway.

    Mock The Week looks like an interesting show. Reminds me of Whose Line Is It Anyway? Not sure if you have that in the UK or not.

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  19. Ah, don't fret about not being able to write one thing, Mark. If I gave into the frustration, I probably would have permanent brain damage from banging my head against the wall so much.

    You, in turn, wrote a funny bit about going out with style, so your comedy chops are still functioning properly. ;) Feel better soon!

    -Barb the French Bean

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