I couldn't think of a comedian or anything else I wanted to share, so I hit up Youtube and I remembered that the awesome boys at Cyanide and Happiness (CAUTION: A lot of their comics are crude and dark, you've been cautioned.) do animated shorts. Well, Youtube suggested them to me. It's also been quite some time since I read the comics so I might have to get started with them again. Anyway, here's a few animated shorts for your viewing pleasure.
The first one is a dude going on a drunken beer run, with some actually positive outcomes. Remember folks, when you drink and drive, aim well.
This, while technically an advert for their book, is nevertheless hilarious and that's a lot of uses for a book.
And lastly the man with the most comfortable ass who can sit anywhere.