Wednesday, 11 January 2012

I'm A Sarcastic-Ass Fancy Bastard

I had to push off the recipe post until next week but dammit it was SO worth it. You might remember yesterday when I promoted TayTay and said she owes me, and boy howdy did she pay me back big time. She gave me an award, a brand spanking shiny new award that she made herself. 


To get this award you  have to:
  1. Have the gift of sarcasm.
  2. Be an ass... but in a nice way.
  3. Be funny.
  4. Be humble. 
  5. And be awesome.
That, my friends, is me. We chat a little bit on Twitter and I called myself a sarcastic ass and proud of it. In a way I really am. Plus I called myself a fancy bastard. Which I am. I got that from Hijinks Ensue, a great webcomic, but this is about me getting an award and (somehow again) TayTay. She didn't say I had to do anything though so I'm not sure where to go from here. Dare I actually do a short post? Dare I really? 


Hell naw.


On her blog she's also doing a newsletter, and while I've considered doing one of my own, I would have no idea what to do with it. So for now I'm actually writing for hers. So don't forget to subscribe to her newsletter for a little extra me. I'm still not sure what I'm doing there actually. I've told her to tell me if she gets any ideas for a story she wants me to write, a short one that is, I'll write it. I can also just try and think up a post. Maybe I can send her my overly emotional posts I don't want to put here. If I come up with some anyway.


Well, I've managed to lengthen the post so I'm alright with that. Does this mean that me and her are even? I'm not sure actually. 


Hell naw.


PS I did count the calories yesterday and it turns out I'm seriously undereating. Or at least I did yesterday. If this is actually a common trend, then it would explain a fair deal. Hopefully if I eat the right amount it should aid in losing weight and may even result in me being happier and having more energy.


Once again, Hell naw. 


PPS I would be so happy if #HellNaw trended on Twitter thanks to me, cos I'm such a waste of human life.

44 comments:

  1. I had a lecturer last semester named Taytay. She was a small little asian women who was one of the funniest lecturers I've ever met. Just though I'd let you know :)

    Weird Interesting News

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  2. Ohh that award is prettty awesome.
    And just to let you know, it's not good to undereat, if you're not exercising.

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  3. Congrats on another award especially for the modesty of it all:D

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  4. congrats for that
    I think i could get that award, too, except that I may not be funny enough... or sarcastic... or awesome.... ARGH, depression alert!

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  5. @Speakers4U Well the TayTay I know is from South Africa (or so she claims if memory serves right) and probably too young to be a lecturer :)

    @Cricketfreak I'm exercising too, I'm on a 3 times a week program. Yes, the award is cool.

    @The Angry Lurker I'm very modest.

    @Mekkor lol thanks, but I think she was just trying to do something nice for me.

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  6. Congrats on the award! I totally get the sarcastic ass part but that's only because you're awesome!

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  7. @JOutlaw lol thanks, but I'm extremely sarcastic with her. God only knows how she tolerates me.

    @Copyboy Thank you, and yes, I deserve it. Totally.

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  8. heh alrite, congrats on the sarcasm award

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  9. Both hell naws were sarcasme in a rather stupid way, as well as "That, my friends, is me." Good job, you lived up to your newfound title.

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  10. @Bart I try. Well I don't actually, it just comes naturally.

    @Fang Woo, it's a shame I can hardly introduce myself as "Mark the Sarcastass Fancy Bastard".

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  11. Hehe aww glad you like it.
    I guess we are even.

    Dude, eat a pizza. :P
    and stop calling yourself a waste of human life. Ima come there and beat joh as if joh don't stop talking crap..yo. *gangsta* :P

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  12. Congrats on another award. Such bloggy fun you're having these days.

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  13. @TayTay I love it but we aren't even :P I voted for your picture AND shared your blog. You still owe me one. Ha. I think I've said it before but I'll still say it again, bring it. I ain't afraid of you.

    @Kim Thanks, it has been some fun times.

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  14. I'm probably eating under the calorie limit as well. We can starve together. :D

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  15. @DWei Sorry brah but I'm trying to eat the right amount here :)

    @My 2 Pesos thanks

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  16. I'll do my part to make #hellnaw a trend. And congrats!

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  17. I'm so glad you commented on my blog because I've just read one post and love it already! Congrats on the award and good luck with the eating plan. xxx

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  18. @KB LOL Thanks for that :)

    @Natasha Thanks, I may need it.

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  19. Hey your comments don't highlight anymore.

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    1. Well if I use the brand new reply button they do, but those ones were made without them. I'm glad that's what you picked up on. You're analytical, I like that.

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    2. Oh wait they didn't highlight either. Booo. They did on another blog though...hmmm. To the options!

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  20. Congrats...there's never enough sarcasm in the world

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  21. That's an awesome award.
    Congratulations!

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  22. Haha that's so awesome. And stop undereating!

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    1. I'm trying, and yes it is awesome.

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  23. kudos on your award...I'd like to fancy myself as a sarcastic ass bastard as well...just not a "fancy" one. ha

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    1. Ha well then this award is not for you good sir. Though thank you.

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  24. haha, you definitely deserve this away.. well done xxx

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  25. Sarcastic? I never picked up on that at all.

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    1. I know, right? Someone did though.

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    1. Sarcasm is hardly the lowest form of wit.

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  27. haha congrats oon the award :-D Sarcasm is a deff plus, like when people can be sarcastic

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    1. Thanks. Most people see it as just a defence mechanism but no it's awesome.

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