Saturday, 19 November 2011

Sparkle Sparkle And Now I Feel Dirty

Seeing as Breaking Dawn is coming out, and Hazel recently did a post about how Twilight should have ended, I thought today I would share some more pictures with you, this time from my Twilight collection. Sorry if they don't fit the post, I have trouble with that, I'm used to Blogger automatically resizing them if they're too big and allowing you to click them to see the bigger picture. Anyway, if you are a hardcore Twilight fan (see ANY Twilight fan, okay not all of you are bad) then I recommend looking away now. Remember, I have read the books, and I am free to badmouth them because of this, my sister who is a huge Twilight fan has agreed this with me. Anyway, on with the show!
Courtesy of headtrip.keenspot.com I know this is might be too small, but there was only one setting higher, and it made it take up too much room and you couldn't read it.

Sadly this was the only resolution I could get this in. Again, courtesy of Head Trip.

Probably one of the least funny but meh at least it's tame.
I actually had to scour the net for these because I seem to have lost my folder on my computer with Twilight pictures on -_-. Relax though they were this, satirical/just taking the piss kind. I don't have actual Twilight pictures on my computer.

40 comments:

  1. I was actually looking for that first twilight comic to show a friend, funny that.

    I love the Stephen King quote on twilight "harry potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend."

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  2. Oh God more Twilight. It's all over everywhere :C

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  3. @GT They are.

    @JDC I like that too, I can't believe people say that King is jealous of Meyer's success. King is more successful than she will ever be.

    @Michael Westside They had that effect on me too lol.

    @Fang Sorry but at least they aren't on how spectacularly awesome Twilight is.

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  4. lol, the rope is perfectly visible.

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  5. Ahh you gotta love Twilight! :P

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  6. Hahahaha omg, you made my day by sharing these! :P

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  7. @Orang3 It is amazingly visible, but fangirls will be too busy staring at his face to notice it lol.

    @Hazel You don't, you really, really don't.

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  8. @Purplemist Glad you liked them lol.

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  9. I love Twilight... its the best set of movies ever..... to torture people with!!!

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  10. @Steve Bailey lol there aren't many things that can beat it.

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  11. Hater here....i love any reason to hate on twilight. Those movies suck...

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  12. I was going to read the Twilight books, precisely so that I could draw my own conclusions and cite the books themselves as evidence of what's wrong with the Twilight series, but one only lives so long, and there's far too much good literature.

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  13. Nice articles. I'm just blogwalking and very happy to stop here. And also give you some comment here.

    Dont forget to give us some your comment into my blog too.

    Thanks for share,

    ¤ Rio Prasetyo ¤

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  14. I need to watch it so I can hate it, too. :P

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  15. erm baby brother i am taking the sister bit was aimed at rebecca do u actually know i am a bigger twilight fan look at my son lol and i DONT agree and u will be facing getting a slap next time i see u i spent thursday night in the cinema watching all 4 of them now thats dedication and counting down the days to the next instalment lol xx

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  16. Haha. I totally agree. I read Twilight so that I would have a right to make fun of it, and it was worse than I thought it would be.

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  17. blasphemy. Stephanie meyer is a visionary

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  18. hahahah! this made me laugh:D I'm a fan of the books, not a fan of the movies.

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  19. @Major.Mack I've read all the books but only watched the first movie, and I can agree with you totally.

    @Lot's Wife Haha but having read them does enable you to say "Well, I have read them, they were bad". I think I got through them all in a week or two, so it's not going to take too long. Who knows, you might even give up before you finish.

    @Presetyo Thanks. Always nice to see a new face, maybe you'll come back some time.

    @Donna you told me Edward had nothing to do with Twilight, it was the only way I was going to accept his name. I like the name Edward, but I don't want to know if he's actually named after Cullen. Spare me.

    @Kathy S That's good because I thought they had subliminal messages in them that only activated with girls lol.

    @Generally Disgruntled I call sarcasm. The only thing she envisioned was herself as Bella and huge piles of money.

    @Normal.is.overrated I can accept that. I can accept that people like them lol, but people have to accept that I don't like them too.

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  20. You are only allowed to like the Twilight films for "sexy reasons". No one is allowed to like the books.

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  21. Okay, I know it's terrible. And I'm totally ashamed of it. But I like Twilight :(

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  22. This is awesome! :) I kind of like twilight in the beginning, but that was just the first part. After that I lost interest in it :) Nice blog! :D

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  23. One thing I hate about this movie is the sparkling thing! lol..I guess it's stupid..I mean? whatever! hahaha!

    but whatever again..I like it, and please don't ask me why? hahahaha!

    I'm sorry about the blogroll list thing :D

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  24. lalalalala I have no idea what your post is about because I ignore that sort of thing!
    I do like sparkles and feeling dirty though. XD

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  25. Damn. Your sarcasm detector wins out. Although I was trying to convince a lady friend of mine to go to the midnight showing of Breaking Dawn pt 1. She hates Twilight, but goddamn, regardless of opinion, bitches get wet over those movies

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  26. That sounded incredibly sexist and for that I apologize. Still true though

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  27. Knowing people enjoy these movies/books makes my organs hurt

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  28. All of these were awesome and hilarious except the last which didn't show up. :(

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  29. @Interwebs Fails or sharpening pointy things to hurt me with.

    @Henry lol this is true. The books won't get you laid, the movie will.

    @Heaven Liking Twilight isn't too bad a thing. I have more a problem with the fans who act like Stephanie is better than Jesus and that Twilight is the greatest story ever told.

    @PhilO Thanks. I think Twilight wasn't too bad until you realised just what it was about.

    @Mai Yang totally not your fault so no worries :)There are things I like with no explanation why so I can see past that lol.

    @Tracirz You can't run away from the truth!

    @GD That is the only reason to see these movies. You should have taken her to see all four in one sitting, my sister did that. You getting laid would have been guaranteed, although just one of the movies leaves about a 97% success rate of getting it on. It's not sexist if it's true.

    @Shaw It makes more than my organs hurt. Why people, why?

    @DWei it was a picture that said "Twilight is like Soccer, they spend 2 hours running around and no one scores, and then a billion fans tell you you just don't understand". Not the funniest but it is a shame it didn't show.

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  31. The last picture was TOO freaking brilliant hahah! Loved it.
    Twilight ain't THAT bad unless you start comparing it to Harry Potter. THAT is a sin. HP is a class apart. >_<

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  32. @Crystal I assume you mean the last one that showed up lol. Twilight really is that bad.

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  33. I'm always amazed how many women by age (in my 30s) are totally into Twilight. I read the first book just to see what all the fuss was about, but it isn't really my thing.

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  34. @Kin there was a picture of that, of all the crazy "Twilight Mom's" as they call themselves going crazy over a teenage boy (Pattinson) and remarking if it had been a bunch of middle aged men acting like that over a young actress, people would say something was very wrong.

    @Jodie-Ann well if an actual Twilight fan is laughing I guess I got away with it.

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  35. I don't like the Twilight movies.. but I don't hate them, either. :P

    I'm going to watch the movie Breaking Dawn next week.. And I tell, you I. WILL. LOOK. FOR. FLAWS. :D Just like that very visible rope.. hahaha!

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  36. @Leah Then don't go to it! Unless you're going with friends or something lol. Going just to look for flaws is not a good reason to subject yourself to it.

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