First off, being a British citizen I'm quite sure I can't be president of the USA, but I just think I ended up President of the US rather than Prime Minister of England. I just got that feeling. Not being able to run a country you weren't born in saved us the horrors of President Schwarzenegger (though could he have been worse than Bush or Obama?) so it's a rule I can live with.
Anyway, unless you haven't realised yet, I'm talking again about a crazy ass dream I had again. Sadly I didn't get to enjoy being in charge for very long, I woke up not long after I assumed power. So far my only business had been to get a suit. But I did find myself arguing with some filthy hippies. I actually don't mind hippies too much, but that doesn't mean I can't call them filthy.
Oddly enough it wasn't anything to do with OWS or any actual current events. They were telling me that they were protesting because they wanted me to close the concentration camps and replace them with expensive holiday camps for the rich. I also made them laugh when I said I hoped what they were smoking was tobacco. It clearly wasn't. Sadly though I told them they shouldn't be smoking in a government building so I hadn't gotten around to ending the smoking ban, even if I did seemingly end up in a war. If I was in charge that is one of the first things I would do (heck that would get me elected, all the smokers would vote for me, and the tobacco companies would fund my campaign). Ending the smoking ban will give a huge boost to the economy, not just in tobacco sales, but it's been well proven that a lot of pubs and other establishments went out of business because people weren't going there because they couldn't smoke. They would rather just grab a few beers from a shop and smoke and drink at home.
I started an argument with the hippies about how they were for Capitalism but I never got an answer. Partly because they were high, and partly because after I made the point about it, I asked the guy in charge of the building why the hippies hadn't been arrested. I didn't get an answer to that either because that was when my alarm went off. I set it early to be up in the hopes to get the mail so that I could get me my internet hub.
I hope this is a dream that reoccurs.