|A lot of my retweets are Bieber hate, but this is the only one I'm putting here. I'm slightly proud of it and more people need to be aware of "Whistle while you work, Hitler is a jerk/twerp"|
|This was my response when Jesse told me she wanted to carve someone's name onto her chest, we were both very drunk|
|Mine and Jesse's response to my niece constantly saying we were gay.|
|I never got an answer to this|
|This was in response to Hasidic Plumbers post about the ice cream shop that was thought to be something to do with the KKK. Someone actually liked this on my Facebook as my Twitter posts show up there too.|
|They really are fucking right. Shove that up your arse, censorship! (Also seriously spell check, fuck you "arse" is a real word. I'm English)|
|This is a joke I stole.|
|Again, another joke, but still true. If I have kids I might have to teach them this.|
|This is in response to someone saying that whores are like stamps. I can't remember all of the original joke, just that it contained licking them and sending them on their way.|
Also, a late entry, something I tweeted that was actually favourited by someone (Again, fuck you spell chcek, that is how you spell that word, if it even legitimately exists). I think I have a few favourited tweets but Twitter won't tell me who favourited stuff, just who retweeted stuff, the wankers.
|Favourited by our favourite (heh) Pope.|
|"I am totally not being sarcastic! I wish I had an element of sarcasm in me though, because it's very recessive." is how he claims it to be genuine|
|All those hash tags and "WHO WANTS TO BE MY BABY" and "Love On Top Video" were all trending, so I turned them into an uber tweet.|
Also don't forget to check out Wednesdays post "Something Kinda New" to post a question for me to answer in a vlog. It's kinda nice I'm actually willing to do something more.