1. It teaches chivalry.
|Mario has the biggest blue balls in history|
Or maybe he is. It's not shown in the games at least. But the less said about "fan-art" and fanfiction the better really.
2. It teaches you to eat healthy
|Now in Minecraft form!|
3. It has dinosaurs
|People seem to think this is actually a dragon|
1: Mario is a secret Communist (though actually I don't mind communism, I think it's just misunderstood, maybe I'll post about that sometime)
|People actually believe this stuff|
2. He tried to brainwash kids, but not for communism.
|I think there's a dirty joke in here somewhere|
3. He's not Hasidic as well as a plumber
|He also doesn't have a beard like the Hasidic Plumber, but he does have a moustache|
I think that's it actually, at least for now. Mario is an awesome game series though, that's for sure! Even if he is a communist, he's awesome enough to make up for it. His only major downside is all the "gimmick" games, but the same can be said of any series going on that long, such as Sonic. I do love Sonic, and I'll probably talk about him some time.