Monday, 8 August 2011

Holiday Day Tre

By now you might have noticed that I'm changing what language I use to say what number day it is. Some are going to be obvious, some maybe not. Anyway, what day of the week are we actually up to? Monday? Damn this might be harder than I thought. I'm not one for giving up though. Usually. Here you go for today.

"Don't like gay marriages? Don't get one. Don't like drugs? Don't do them. Don't like abortions? Don't have one. Don't like sex? Don't have it. Don't like your rights taken away? Don't take away other peoples."

Hmm, that was shorter than I thought, have another one free of charge

"When I was five years old my mum told me happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I waned to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand the assigment, I told them they didn't understand life"

Better. I seriously love both of these anyway.


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